Sizing

Why there are no numbers on this page

Because a number would not help you as much as you think. Two toys quoted at the same girth can feel completely different depending on the firmness of the silicone, the shape of the head and how much taper there is. People buy on inches, get caught out, and blame themselves.

The useful comparison is against something you already own and already get on with, so that is how this page is written.

Girth is the number that matters

Length decides how deep. Girth decides whether it goes in at all. Almost everybody who has a bad time with something new bought on length and ignored the thickness. If you are going to compare anything, compare the widest part.

Start with the Little Andy if

• This is the first thing you have used at this kind of thickness.
• You want something you can wear rather than work.
• You want the head, which is the hard part, without committing to the rest of him.

Go straight to the Big Andy if

• You already use something comparable and comfortably.
• You want the suction base and the strap loop.
• You want the full cast and you know what you are doing.

Not sure? Buy both

The Full Andy is both boxes for less than the two separately, which is the honest answer for most people. Use the Little one to find out where you are, then work up. Have a look at it.

Either way

Use far more water based lube than feels reasonable, and reapply. Warm the silicone in your hands or a bowl of warm water first, because cold silicone is stiffer and less forgiving than it needs to be. If it is not going, it is not going. Stop, and come back to it another day.

If you get it home and it is genuinely not for you, sealed and unopened goes back within 14 days. The returns page sets out exactly where that line falls.